August 9, 2024 - Good Morning! It's Friday, August 9.
Well, it's the end of a long week - so I'm going to keep it light today. Do you know what "Dad Jokes" are? Of course you do. They're those corny, punny one-liners that dads and granddads (of which I am proudly both) like to tell their kids and grandkids. The typical responses of groans and eye rolls just add to the fun. So, here's some Dad Jokes... for church!
- What kind of lights did Noah put on the ark? Floodlights
- Who was the best babysitter in the Bible? David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
- Why did God create man before woman? Because He didn't want any advice on how to do it.
- How do angels greet each other? Halo!
- What did Adam say to Eve when handing her something to wear? Take it or leaf it.
Proverbs 17:22 - A cheerful heart is good medicine!
Meet you back here on Monday,
Bro. David
dmathis@fbccenter.org
