July 11, 2025 - Good Morning! It’s Friday, July 11.
We end this week, that began on a very sad note, with a lighter moment. Church jokes aren’t exactly the highest form of humor - maybe just a rung or two above Dad jokes. But here’s some “funnies” for you this morning, ‘cause sometimes you just gotta laugh.
- If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep in church and laid them end to end - they’d all be a lot more comfortable.
- Why do movie directors record laser gun sound effects in churches? Because they go “pew! pew! pew!”
- Where was Solomon’s temple located? On the side of his head.
- Why do melons have to get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe.
- I don’t know why people change churches. What difference does it make which one they stay home from?
- What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on the same book for years? Church.
Psalm 126:2 - Then our mouths were filled with laughter, and our tongues with shouts of joy; then they said among the nations, “The Lord has done great things!”
Meet you back here on Monday,
David
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